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Me: *shanks self while moving lawn signs* AHH FUCK.
Skyler: what happened?
Me: FUCKING SHANKED BY A STAPLE. Where's the first aid kit?
Skyler: the one you asked for last week?
Me: yeah.
Skyler: yeah, I haven't picked it up yet.
Me: FUCK.
Lynn (guy): hey katie!
Me: WHAT.
Lynn: wanna go play with sharp objects?
Me: *straight face* do you want to suck a dick?
*everyone laughs*
Lynn: ouch. That was blunt. *PAUSE FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT* I respect that.
*everyone pees themselves laughing*
...the things that happen in Jim Cooper's campaign office.......... You just have to be there....

niki3e:

breannainn:

and-y0u-l3t-h3r-g0:

sassy-spoon:

gemiblu:

sleepy-karkat:

cruelfortune:

dirteye:

ay ay Ron

finally someone made gifs for this

are you seriously gonna make a gifset of a video without linking everyone to it

i’m gonna fucking shit myself

holy crap

i can’t breathe

call 911

ok no I’m sorry but the gifset does nOT DO THE VIDEO JUSTICE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

Jay-quellin

This will never stop being one of my favorite skits.

we watched this one (and a few others) in physics cu my teacher didnt feel like doing anything… as usual


jennaanne01:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T WORRY HUMAN
I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY


The caption though

jennaanne01:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T WORRY HUMAN

I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY

The caption though


kateordie:

Really thrilled by this post and attitude from ECCC. It’s not a difficult stance to take, but it’s done so infrequently. This con has such a great reputation and I’m so excited to go - this is just another awesome reason to love it!

kateordie:

Really thrilled by this post and attitude from ECCC. It’s not a difficult stance to take, but it’s done so infrequently. This con has such a great reputation and I’m so excited to go - this is just another awesome reason to love it!


hilariousclinton:

 Rosies of Color. Happy International Women’s Day. 


lalalandofsuicide:

kintrafim:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

I couldn’t not reblog…

3,531,544 non-Ashley’s


rick-sanchez:

the one true cosplay

rick-sanchez:

the one true cosplay


venezianos:

lets-say-i-am-crazy:

dragonjammydodger:

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I mean

"The Other Side of the Rainbow"

I DUNNO MAN

DOESN’T REALLY SOUND LIKE A PLACE I WANNA GO

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EVEN THE FLAVORS SOUND SCARY AND WIERDLY… IDK

"Dark Berry"

"Midnight Lime"

"Forbidden Fruit"

"Blood Orange"

AND LET’S NOT FORGET THAT DARKEST AND MOST DEPRAVED OF FRUITS

"Pomegranate"!!!

But blood orange.

its fucking red


i-am-that-monster:

As a pansexual, I felt like literally crying when I heard him say this. He has no idea about my sexual preference (and the fact I have a girlfriend) and I have no desire to tell him because of that.

He shouted this at me and I was sitting there thinking I’m disgusting and…


taylorswiftisawinchester:

sad-butsassy:

devourer-of-gods:

No, this is why women survive longer than men.

this hurt to look at

actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women


sirseph:

liquidiousfleshbag:

thegirlnextdior:

How To Make Your Own Nail Polish - in any color!

  1. Use a butter knife to scrape eyeshadow out of its container (You can use old/cheap eyeshadow) and crush it up on a piece of paper so that it’s in a powder consistency
  2. Using a bottle of clear nail polish, roll your paper into the shape of a funnel and add the eyeshadow into the bottle. You might want to empty come of clear nail polish out before so it doesn’t overflow (or use nail polish that’s opened already)
  3. Use a toothpick to mix up the color into the bottle. Shake until all the powder is evenly distributed.
  4. Paint your nails!

Oh butts

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mccue90:

odins-flatmate:

I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this.  Wear a damn helmet, guys.  I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly just demonstrating just how little you value your own life.  I know this horse has been absolutely beaten to death over the years, and I’m sure that my words won’t change some of your minds, but just look at the damage sustained by that helmet.  Now imagine if your face was put through the same situation.  While the helmet merely had part of it ground away by the sheer friction involved, your skull would be pudding.  End of story.
TLDR Version: Wear a freaking helmet.

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mccue90:

odins-flatmate:

I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this.  Wear a damn helmet, guys.  I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly just demonstrating just how little you value your own life.  I know this horse has been absolutely beaten to death over the years, and I’m sure that my words won’t change some of your minds, but just look at the damage sustained by that helmet.  Now imagine if your face was put through the same situation.  While the helmet merely had part of it ground away by the sheer friction involved, your skull would be pudding.  End of story.

TLDR Version: Wear a freaking helmet.

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rvxas:

Don’t worry, Valentine. I remember your name. 

For 8xel! ♡

Happy Valentines Day!


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