As some of you know, I had a bit of an altercation today with a woman named Diane on an airplane.
I had a great time antagonizing her, reading your responses, and just generally trying to have fun with an irritating person. But I did have a point and I just want to put it out there.
I know I can…
Wow. This guy though!!!!!!!! #LOVE
He just like “put this shit on tumblr. I don’t give a fuck. I’m the coziest motherfucka in this bitch”
We are gathered here today to celebrate the bonds of Holy Batrimony.
real talk who wears chucks to their own wedding what are u 14
batman is officiating and you’re focused on the groom’s shoes
it’s their wedding man, can’t they do what they like?
The bridesmaid is wearing the same shoes
*batman voice* mawwiage is what bwings us together
In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
You can’t possibly say no to that.
These guys sitting next to me have worked as scarers in haunted houses and they’re talking about the unique strings of profanity they’ve heard people scream when startled.
When a person is scared, they act more on instinct than reason, you know, so in the heat of the moment sometimes you’ll hear things like “SHIT ME ON A GODDAMN FUCKING BANANA”
If there’s anything else…
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
Josh is a cutie patootie!
REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE
Here are all the games’ links in order :)
YOU ARE A SAINT.
BLESS THIS POST.